"I got a little homework assignment for you. Go home and touch yourself. Live a little."
4:01 pm • 27 August 2014 • 849 notes
“The truth is always an abyss. One must — as in a swimming pool — dare to dive from the quivering springboard of trivial everyday experience and sink into the depths, in order to later rise again — laughing and fighting for breath — to the now doubly illuminated surface of things.”
— Franz Kafka (via goghst)
(Source: whyallcaps.us, via apocalypse-dreamer)
3:41 pm • 27 August 2014 • 335 notes
Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything
2:55 pm • 27 August 2014 • 196,028 notes
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
2:52 pm • 27 August 2014 • 121,201 notes
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
2:51 pm • 27 August 2014 • 61,564 notes